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I wanted a candidate who's angry all the time... John McCain was old but was he old enough for the job.

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

I just hope someone with evil intentions doesn't seize control of these people who have proven their minds can be taken over by someone with as vague a catchphrase as "Yes we can".

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are